The Top 12 Signs That FACEBOOK Is Taking Over Your Life!

1. The word “Like” has taken on a whole new meaning.

2. You get insulted if someone doesn’t “poke” you on a daily basis

3. A relationship is only official once you’re “In A Relationship with…”

4. You “Status” update your EVERY move!

5. If someone rejects your friend request, you become HIGHLY insulted.

6. You wish you lived in, near or around Farmville.

7. You are jealous of Mark Zuckerberg.

8. The last 5 friend requests you sent out, were to the remaining member’s of your nursery school class you’ve been meaning to track down.

9. You respond to every event invitation “attending” even if you are not really going.

10. If a group of strangers are taking a picture, you “accidentally” pose in the background, then ask them to friend request and tag you.

11. When meeting someone new,before you give them your phone number you give them your Facebook.

12. You check out people’s TAGGED PHOTOS to see what they actually look like.



Could this be you? The first step is admitting you have a problem. Followed by immediately seaking professional help! Jusssst Kidding…… kind of! This post is just to “poke” a little fun at those who find themselves checking the site constantly throughout the day, getting distracted talking to friends, and just having a good time in general. If you are still taking the time out of your day to eat, shower and spend time with those who aren’t just virtual, then you are on the right track! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go check my Facebook page to see if I have any new notifications… ;)

Was this helpful? 0 0 Comments

You're reading The Top 12 Signs That FACEBOOK Is Taking Over Your Life!.